Those of you who live under a rock and don’t know who Faye Dunaway is… sit. Let me educated you.

She won an Oscar for the movie “Network” and was nominated for films “Chinatown” and the movie that changed movies “Bonnie and Clyde”. Since then she’s been in a pretty good movie or TV show every couple of years.

I guess everyone wants to be like Cloris Leachman these days. Being in those movies that young people like to watch. Connecting with the young people. But Faye is no Cloris Leachman, who has deep roots in comedy and pretty much has runwith the script.. Faye is basically serious cat in serious thread. But then serious cat is forced to be not so serious… or die. That’s what you get from her here.

Cougar Club is movie in question. It’s about two young adult males who, under really fucking bizzare circumstances, decide to hold Cougar parties at the houses and let the women have their way with the young men of their choice.

This could be very funny. But you can only make so many jokes about anal sex and have Carrie Fisher blow you so many times that it ceases to become funny.

Even with Dunaway and Fisher in this film… not even Jesus could save this one. You can find it in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart. Not the regular one. The one that’s in a random aisle and barely catches your eye. Bottom line.  Fuck this movie. Doesn’t get an F because the appearance of Carrie Fisher in anything becomes lolzworthy.

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