Yes, there’s actually a movie review coming tomarrow. Bear with me for just another day.

I’m here to inform you of the penis of one Adam Kirby.

He might tell you it’s 10 inches, but I’ve seen photographic evidence. Nigga, this ain’t the NBA, we ain’t adding inches. We totally need a ruler or something in one of the pictures. I really think your dick is 7 inches, but I don’t really look at dicks that much besides my own. My dick is just that awesome.

When I come to North Carolina, grab your girl, and we’ll measure. No homo.

Pix available upon request. Just hit me up on the Twitter.