It’s Oscar season, so I’m beefing up on all my movies quickly and having a kickass time doing it.
Black Swan, The Fighter, True Grit. Marvelous films.
But there’s one that blows them all out of the water…
WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX. It’s the story of… well, watch the trailer.
Okay, you got me. I have no idea what the fuck was going on. It’s the worst fucking movie ever made by mankind that didn’t star Chuck Norris.
But that’s what makes it great. It’s SO bad, it must be seen… get some friends. Get drunk. And watch. In fact, here’s the whole movie below. It has some annoying motherfucker talking though it, but it’s not like most people can understand the dialouge anyway. Enjoy. You will have no idea what the fuck is going on and you won’t care. It’s just that crazy. Just wait until you see the helicopters again.
It’s so fucking horrid. hahhaha
I can’t believe this did not receive any Academy Award nominations.