Month: July 2011

DDR: The Warrior’s Path… Thanks all

It all started in October, and after a buttload of months of running around with my head cut off, DDR: The Warrior’s Path is now complete.

From my first supporter and biggest fan Christye to our latest edition Claire… I think this is one of the greatest groups of folks I’ve been around in a really long time. And we all know I needed good people around me… as some of you saw first hand.

The project didn’t go the way I wanted it… at all. But I guess that’s what makes it pretty good. The random crazyness is the staple of this one.

Christye: The one person no one here saw, heard from, or knows (except Shane). She’ll be at GenCon to hang out with us for a bit. Without her, the ball never would have gotten rolling and now I owe her something of a sexual nature… or various baked goods. Same thing.

Cody: Ahh, the stuff great career memories are made of… “Remember that time I picked you up from the Hammond train station? Good times…” but, I’m just glad someone actually read me shit and convinced me that I didn’t suck so much.

Brendan : Bringing real acting into the movie… wrongwitchu?

Laine: Too bad you had to leave before we finished all your stuff, but we worked around it well.

Barrett Blomberg: … … … … … You are always in character. And you’re yourself. Can’t ask for much more than that. But when you’re acting… you’re actually… good. Really good.

Colleen Mercer: You did Kevin’s hair… because I have a penis and can’t do hair.

Kevin: Thanks for letting us use your house so many times over the past few months… and for being our villain. Smug motherfucker.

Josh: I’m pretty sure you and I lost a lot of sleep and health over the last few months, but now we can rest for a minute. The movie looks pretty and that’s all on you. Plus, you didn’t break your leg… but you did almost lose your hearing thanks to a certain someone…

Bob: Maybe I wrote you some better lines than I previously thought… came off a little too smooth for you. haha.

Norbert: You lost the game.

Ryan: It was great hanging out with us and what not. Hard to find other black people that show up for stuff <___<

‘Fluff’: Fuck, you’re so British. But you all the same height as the actual Yvette and twice the age (almost). But anyway, it was great you actually came out and helped us all in our time of need. Not to mention adding a sense of class to this movie. I smell an Oscar.

Monster Joe: Dude, you remind me of Jeff Bridges a bit… no lie.

Alex: The truck is in every scene.

Now, comes the fun part. Distribution. So just sit back all of you and see what happens. I have to wait to hear from a number of places. We’ll see what the fates deal us.

And tell everyone in the universe to buy a DVD. These festival entrys are expensive yo.

Time to start over. Next project GO!

Dance Dance Revolution: The Warrior’s Path DVD

Okay, the time has come. The DVD.

*Cue Epic Music*

Not only will you be treated to the HD goodness of a DDR Movie, you’ll also be treated to a extended (better and complete) cut that adds a good 20 minutes onto the run time. But we’re unloading the special features like a motherfucker.

-5 different tracks of DVD commentary.

-DDR The Warrior’s Path: The Drinking Game

-Cast interviews

-Outtakes… because we have lots of them.

Each DVD will come numbered and in a really cool case. Because we’re baller status over here.

DVD’s will go for 15 dollars. This includes shipping and what not.

Release date is August 9th.

You can pre-order now via PayPal to Just leave a note what it’s for I’ll make a nice fancy page and a button and stuff for that.

DDR: The Warrior’s Path. Torrent delayed. Youtube? DVD Release Info

That is correct. Not only is there a torrent for your viewing pleasure of an early cut, but also… it’s up on Youtube for your viewing pleasure. Isn’t that great?

Also, torrent is delayed so we can get a better conversion.

I’m not at all a fan of the quality of this file. I frankly think it doesn’t do Josh Caraliso any justice for just how pretty this thing looks. But you work with what you have and this is what I have… so let’s rock it.

I’ll be uploading a new torrent soon with a much better rip. But for you lower bandwidth users… like myself, I’ve put a lower quality version up on Youtube so you can watch it on the train and shit. Nothing like some serious DDR Biznis during your morning commute.

I hate embedding Youtube videos in WordPress. Let’s hope this works.

Enjoy the film. Buy a DVD to see it in it’s true form. Details on that in a minute.

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