Chronicles of Failure

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Chronicles of Failure Season 3: Episode List

Things are changing. But Chronicles is back and it’s still awesome. However, things are getting rebooted so I can start fresh. With that said.

1. Hanging with Wolfen and Brandon

2. Norbert Loses the Game

3. Chris on a Mission

4. A Night Out with Kristen

5. The Finale

Working on these as we speak.

Distribution? DVD Commentary? Release Dates? Oh my!

Alright. Lot of things going on. I’ll run through them real quick.

First of all, all of you Pirate Bay users are gonna be happy about this. The pilot for Chronicles of Failure is avilible for download over there. Go ahead, download it.

This brings me to my next set of info on Dance Dance Revolution: The Warrior’s Path.

As you already know, we’ll be releasing it on The Pirate Bay. Never said when.

Now I am. July 10th. About 12 hours after the premiere, we’ll upload the film to Pirate Bay and you all can enjoy it in all it’s glory… free of charge. However, this version will be a little bit different.

For Pirate Bay users, they’ll get the same awesomeness… but none of the extra surprising you’ll get at the screenings or on the DVD which you’ll be able to pre-order soon.

What are these awesome features you ask?

1. Commentary. Lots of commentary. You’ll find multiple tracks of this stuff from me and other members of the cast, and other special people just Mystery Science Theatreing the fuck out of the film.

2. Snazzy Packaging. Yes, I count that as a feature. It’s always nice to have a physical piece of history. It’ll be signed and everything for you.

I think that’s all for that. Keep on staying tuned.

Better late than never

The Blind Side
District 9
An Education
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
A Serious Man
Up in the Air

I have a feeling that Avatar will win, especially after the fiasco with the producer of The Hurt Locker concerning the Oscar judges.

Winner:  The Hurt Locker.

Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
James Cameron, Avatar
Quentin Tarantino, Inglourious Basterds
Lee Daniels, Precious
Jason Reitman, Up in the Air

Again, this will quite possibly go to Cameron, but hopefully Bigelow comes through.  I’m glad Tarantino got a nod.

Winner: Kathryn Bigelow.

Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
George Clooney, Up in the Air
Colin Firth, A Single Man
Morgan Freeman, Invictus
Jeremy Renner, The Hurt Locker

He has deserved an Oscar for years, now he’ll finally get it.

Winner: Jeff Bridges

Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Helen Mirren, The Last Station
Carey Mulligan, An Education
Gabourey Sidibe, Precious
Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia

This category doesn’t seem very strong to me, but I’m going to have to give it to her even though it’s her first role. Wonderful job.

Winner: Gabourey Sidibe

Matt Damon, Invictus
Woody Harrelson, The Messenger
Christopher Plummer, The Last Station
Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones
Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

If only Tucci had been nominated for a better movie. His role in Lovely Bones has to be ignored a little bit because the movie itself wasn’t that good.  He was better in Blind Date anyway.

Winner: Christoph Waltz

Penelope Cruz, Nine
Vera Farmiga, Up in the Air
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Crazy Heart
Anna Kendrick, Up in the Air
Mo’nique, Precious

I have no idea why Anna Kendrick has a nomination. To fill it out I suppose?  But let’s be honest, who the fuck new Mo-Nique could act?

Winner: Mo’nique

Mark Boal, The Hurt Locker
Quentin Tarantino, Inglourious Basterds
Alessandro Camon & Oren Moverman, The Messenger
Joel & Ethan Coen, A Serious Man
Peter Docter, Bob Peterson, Tom McCarthy, Up

By far.

Winner: Quentin Tarantino

Neill Blomkamp & Terri Tatchell, District 9
Nick Hornby, An Education
Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci & Tony Roche, In The Loop
Geoffrey Fletcher, Precious
Jason Reitman & Sheldon Turner, Up in the Air

Winner: Up in the Air.

Ajami, Israel
El Secretro de sus Ojo, Argentina
The Milk of Sorrow, Chile
Un Prophete, France
The White Ribbon, Germany

I have unfortunately not seen any of these to make a decision.

Fantastic Mr. Fox
Princess and the Frog
The Secrets of Kells

Still the only movie to have made me cry.

Winner: Up


“Avatar” Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg; Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair
“The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” Art Direction: Dave Warren and Anastasia Masaro; Set Decoration: Caroline Smith
“Nine” Art Direction: John Myhre; Set Decoration: Gordon Sim
“Sherlock Holmes” Art Direction: Sarah Greenwood; Set Decoration: Katie Spencer
“The Young Victoria” Art Direction: Patrice Vermette; Set Decoration: Maggie Gray

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus vs Avatar.  Avatar will probably win even though The Imaginarium was much better.

“Avatar” Mauro Fiore
“Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” Bruno Delbonnel
“The Hurt Locker” Barry Ackroyd
“Inglourious Basterds” Robert Richardson
“The White Ribbon” Christian Berger

One of the few it deserves.

Winner: Avatar

“Bright Star” Janet Patterson
“Coco before Chanel” Catherine Leterrier
“The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” Monique Prudhomme
“Nine” Colleen Atwood
“The Young Victoria” Sandy Powell

It’s a period piece, so of course The Young Victoria will win.  I’d like to See The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus come through though.

Winner: The Young Victoria

“Burma VJ” Anders Østergaard and Lise Lense-Møller
“The Cove” Nominees to be determined
“Food, Inc.” Robert Kenner and Elise Pearlstein
“The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers” Judith Ehrlich and Rick Goldsmith
“Which Way Home” Rebecca Cammisa

Winner: Food Inc.

“China’s Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province” Jon Alpert and Matthew O’Neill
“The Last Campaign of Governor Booth Gardner” Daniel Junge and Henry Ansbacher
“The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant” Steven Bognar and Julia Reichert
“Music by Prudence” Roger Ross Williams and Elinor Burkett
“Rabbit à la Berlin” Bartek Konopka and Anna Wydra

Haven’t seen any unfortunately

“Avatar” Stephen Rivkin, John Refoua and James Cameron
“District 9” Julian Clarke
“The Hurt Locker” Bob Murawski and Chris Innis
“Inglourious Basterds” Sally Menke
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Joe Klotz

Winner: The Hurt Locker

“Il Divo” Aldo Signoretti and Vittorio Sodano
“Star Trek” Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow
“The Young Victoria” Jon Henry Gordon and Jenny Shircore

Again, it’s a period piece.

Winner: The Young Victoria

“Avatar” James Horner
“Fantastic Mr. Fox” Alexandre Desplat
“The Hurt Locker” Marco Beltrami and Buck Sanders
“Sherlock Holmes” Hans Zimmer
“Up” Michael Giacchino

I’m going with Up even though I have a feeling Avatar will get it.

Winner: Up

“Almost There” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
“Down in New Orleans” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
“Loin de Paname” from “Paris 36” Music by Reinhardt Wagner Lyric by Frank Thomas
“Take It All” from “Nine” Music and Lyric by Maury Yeston
“The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)” from “Crazy Heart” Music and Lyric by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett

Winner: The Weary Kind

“French Roast” Fabrice O. Joubert
“Granny O’Grimm’s Sleeping Beauty” Nicky Phelan and Darragh O’Connell
“The Lady and the Reaper (La Dama y la Muerte)” Javier Recio Gracia
“Logorama” Nicolas Schmerkin

“A Matter of Loaf and Death” Nick Park

need to watch these.


“The Door” Juanita Wilson and James Flynn
“Instead of Abracadabra” Patrik Eklund and Mathias Fjellström
“Kavi” Gregg Helvey
“Miracle Fish” Luke Doolan and Drew Bailey
“The New Tenants” Joachim Back and Tivi Magnusson

Didn’t see any of these.

“Avatar” Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle
“The Hurt Locker” Paul N.J. Ottosson
“Inglourious Basterds” Wylie Stateman
“Star Trek” Mark Stoeckinger and Alan Rankin
“Up” Michael Silvers and Tom Myers

Winner: Avatar

“Avatar” Christopher Boyes, Gary Summers, Andy Nelson and Tony Johnson
“The Hurt Locker” Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett
“Inglourious Basterds” Michael Minkler, Tony Lamberti and Mark Ulano
“Star Trek” Anna Behlmer, Andy Nelson and Peter J. Devlin
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” Greg P. Russell, Gary Summers and Geoffrey Patterson

Winner: Avatar

“Avatar” Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones
“District 9” Dan Kaufman, Peter Muyzers, Robert Habros and Matt Aitken
“Star Trek” Roger Guyett, Russell Earl, Paul Kavanagh and Burt Dalton

The other one Avatar deserves.

Winner: Avatar